Instant blood boiling.

I asked for the pathology database so I could check the causes of death for my subjects. He replies with it's not the pathology database, he has to find the actual database, and send him the subject codes. 


Here's an idea, how about you just send the database to me? Is it going to kill you if I look up the codes myself? 


God give me strength.

Trying to by pithy.

Trying to write a witty limerick
Something short and slick
I come up with words
But the ideas are absurd 
And the last rhyme won't click

Sometimes, things make me laugh.

"I seriously considered life without light in the bathroom. Could I manage? Yes, but what would that do to my self-esteem?"

L.M.A.O.

( http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/30/david-mitchell-mary-portas-cameron )