Sunday, April 25, 2010

Procrastination.

If pressure in my cranium (Pc) and atmospheric pressure (Patm) are such that Pc excedes Patm, given that I still have a 2000 word essay to start and finish by Wednesday ([Pc>>Patm]^Uni where Uni is equivalent to the Unfun constant), what would be the best way to relieve said cranial P without drilling a hole in it?

Extra points for pretty equations.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Penny for your thoughts, Two for your integrity.

There are times when you think your white/non-ethnic friends are ready to be able to deal with it, and you tell them stuff and they react to totally the wrong thing. For example, you're like, "Yeah my parents said I couldn't go", and they're like, "What? You still have to ask your parents? But you're over 18!!" when the point of the matter was the fact that you can't go. Someone who understood would be like, "What, that sucks, can't you convince them? Do you want my parents to call them?"

It's even funnier when people, ethnic as well as non, act like they're totally cultured and in the know. Actually, it's not funny, it's just boring.

Anyway. Then you have other people who are constantly telling you not to conform, and just want you to do everything that they do, the way that they do. When they do something and you ask them if they seriously did it, they respond with, "Oh, what, I thought everyone was doing that now, you should as well, there's totally nothing wrong with it."

It leaves you not knowing whether to be annoyed or disappointed.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Epic LOL.

Me: Hey suckkaa. How's it going?
Mon at 02:58

Sis: not so good ;(
Mon at 03:23

Me:aww...chin up old girl!
Mon at 03:25 ·

Sis: old ? oh, way to make moi feel great!
Mon at 03:29

Me: No I meant it in the oldschool british way, like in famous five and so on. Tis meant to be an encouragement
Mon at 03:30

Sis: backtracking are we now ?
Mon at 03:33

Me: Explaining dope. Missing the point again, are we?
Mon at 03:34

Sis: nope. the retard is missing it though. lol
Mon at 03:37

Me: who's the retard? o_O
Mon at 07:13 ·

Sis: oh, you knoww.. THE retard.. how can you not knoww!
Mon at 11:39

Me: I'm sorry I think I just missed the point again.
Mon at 14:36

Sis: lmaoo ..
Mon at 14:40

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Naw...

Watching '17 Again' with Zac Efron (the movie with Zac Efron, not actually watching it WITH him) and it's making me want a pretty boy of my own :p.